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#21

True.

I was being silly.

Unusual for me, I know, but there it is. :smiley:

#22

Okay chaps. Green spot is applied to the better batches of rifle ammunition. It is marked with a green spot, in much the same way as (British) tracer rounds are marked with a red spot on the firing cap. Green spot ammunition is set aside for snipers.

#23

Thank you for posting that!

I was inspecting myself last night and I found a green spot and I thought, well, that’s the start of the rot and …

#24

Methinks that that is a greenspot of a different nature. I’d recommend penicilin, but get it checked first.

#25

Or just cut it orf.

#26

That’s probably the better option - it sounds as if its redundant, anyway. :smiley:

#27

It’ll certainly lighten me by a few pounds. :smiley:

#28

Daylight robbery, sir, but only of the ‘Upper-crust’. :smiley:

(sorry I missed that earlier.)

#29

duplicate

#30

I’d believe that if it came from the lips of your missus, but, as I recall, she has to search for it once a year. :smiley:

#31

An ambiguous statement.

Whatever you do, don’t try to clarify it. :smiley:

but, as I recall, she has to search for it once a year. :smiley:

If there’s nothing there, she’ll have to search longer. And harder. Around the stump.

Every cloud has a silver lining. :smiley:

EDIT: Stump is not, repeat not, referring to the wooden thingies sticking up at each end of a cricket pitch. I await predictable response about either or both (a) what’s left sticking up or (b) cricket.

#32

Your ‘stump’ comment reminds me of the reaction I usually get when I tell people that mine is only an inch long.

#33

A whole inch!

Geez, mate, you’re spoiling someone. :smiley:

#34

A whole inch from the ground!

#35

That’d be lying face down? :smiley:

#36

Yes, on a hoist.

#37

Why would you lie face down on a hoist?

Is that the only way you can get up? :smiley:

#38

It allows me to deliver a little at a time and, thus, prevents me from hurting someone. :cool:

#39

Yeah, well, assuming you’re not confusing a grease gun with a hoist, make sure you put the safety chocks on the hoist.

'Cos if the hoist drops unexpectedly, you might be stranded up there, giving a new meaning to pole dancing and needing the fire brigade to bring food up to you.

:smiley:

#40

Nothing like a little high altitude sport - ‘32"s?..Bravo!!!’