try these:
If you’d had a banter up your craic, you wouldn’t need to ask. 
That was why I thought I’d better check. B2N5Kate offered to do the job for me. :shock:
I wouldn’t accept an unsolicited offer.
To get a top hole job, I’d put it out to tender. 
I think I’m probably too tender. 
Anyone with Paramount Comedy in the UK ? The Monty Python sketch was on, it still made me laugh.
Haha, it’s still classic! I don’t understand a single word of the german translation, lucky me!:mrgreen:
Once again, your aging ears deceive you…it’s not "OOOOHHHH"…but
“AH, AH, AAHH, EH, EH EEEH!..poor bastard (being oz nurses)” that they’re saying! :)[/QUOTE]
Are they singing ‘The Laughing Gnome’ ?