Speaking of the Brecon Beacons.
http://www.wilderness-wales.co.uk/wm/bb/bb.html
One day, as a tiny little Junior Bleeder (as the grown ups used to refer to us) I was jogging up Pen y Fan (see picture in link) when this chap with a bloody great bergen on his back and carrying a Lee Enfield rifle went steaming on by. “All right kid?” says he, in what I considered a rather patronising tone and, so, replied “Sure mister!”. Twat! I thought ‘he’s only got a .303, who does he think he is?..I’m trained on the SLR and, I’m only fifteen - have some respect!’ :roll:
Being of a stroppy and competitive nature, I decided to give him a couple of hundred yards head start and take off after him, which I did, saying “Hello again, mister!” as I ran by (in me tracksuit and plimsoles).
I waited for him for a chat, at the top (and to show off that I’d beaten him to the top), but no sooner did he arrive than he had a quick word with some other chap and galloped off back down the hill. Well, thinks I, he must have been a messenger. At which point I continued on to complete the Fan Dance.
Later at the ice-cream van which always seems to be at the car park at the bottom of the main route up Pen y Fan, I saw yon chap queing for an ice-cream as he sweated his cods off, and chatted with a couple of other sweaty, Bergen-carrying types.
“Allright kid!” again. “Yeah, thanks…what were you doing running up and down Peny Fan, don’t you go over the other peaks?”
“I’m on selection!” Says he.
“Ugh?”
Nice ale: http://www.breconshirebrewery.com/Ales.asp?BeerID=7
Hey! look! … must be “Mister’s” grandson!