Well, I suppose such contrary conduct is to be expected from a contrary nation which drives on the wrong side of the road; can’t spell words such as colour and theatre properly; calls a car boot a trunk and a car bonnet a hood; and thinks that sucking on a *** is disgusting conduct between gentlemen instead of smoking a cigarette.
Yup. Sucking on a *** seems to be in the ‘must be asterisked to avoid corrupting the young’ category, in the US anyway.
Down here, we grew up sucking on fags, which were lollies imitating cigarettes like most of our parents smoked.
Way back before the wowsers decided that more than two alcoholic drinks a day was positively ruinous for men, and one for women; and smacking children should be a crime; and smoking the same; not to mention the horror of gambling; despite the governments which promote those negative messages:
- Being dependent upon the tax on alcohol;
- Belting the **** out of kids in government care since time immemorial; and,
- Being dependent upon the tax on cigarettes.
- Being dependent upon the tax on gambling.
- Issuing, for a fee, the right to sell alcohol, cigarettes and gambling.
Anyway, here’s what a packet of fags looks like.
Which, curiously allows the plural fags through but not ***, which makes me wonder if ****s could get through but not ****.