LOL A US officer tried to threaten a Scottish Crab with Leavenworth? I bet when his fellow officers heard that, they all probably laughed at him. All in all, I was in area where the ratio of officers to NCOs was quite high (being a REMF :D), so for the most part, the Junior officers just saw us as colleagues and except for the odd prick, we were usually cool because they know the slightest trouble we caused made them look bad.
One time though, after I had only been a few months out of training, I had a wanker of a Captain tell me that I was wrong to wear a tie with short sleeve class-Bs. He was kind of being a twat and very firmly dressing me down, that I was wrong. I was respectful, but firm that I was correct, which I think surprised him a bit. (I think he was just pissed that I dressed better than him that day). In any case, I came back down to my office with copies I had made, and told one of the Captains I worked for, and he turned beet red and stormed off up stairs muttering “well he’s fucked up then!” I guess that Captain got his ass chewed out by like a summary pseudo-courts martial of fellow captains and majors, which made me feel sorta good.
And NY State troopers can be quite different. I think I was doing 81 in a 65 mph zone. It was about 1:00AM on a Friday, and I’m pretty sure he was looking for drunks, but since I was driving home from a work site that weekend, he could tell I’d been doing nothing but driving all night from the luggage sprawled out in the back. I was pretty surely having driven through heavy Washington, DC traffic several hours earlier, and this guy just looked like the typical cop with an attitude. I could just see he was going to be a complete asshole no matter what. He sort of looked the brother from Arrested Development that was a perpetual fail. Suffice to say - I knew I was getting a ticket no matter what. So instead of being the contrite and polite pussy I am about 90% of my life in these situations hoping to minimize the damage - I basically laughed at him said he wouldn’t even have bothered to stop me if it were 12-hours later (that’s pretty much the rate of speed in daytime) Following up, I asked him if he was “bored” and could actually “take a drunk off the road” instead of haggling me. He just sort of sneered at me and gritted his teeth, but I think when one is articulate and calm, the cops are less likely to make you get out of the car and try to cause real problems for you because that can go both ways legally speaking. But the ticket was like almost $200, which was an expensive toll…