Is this theft?

Rising_Sun · January 21, 2009, 1:23pm

Schuultz:

Two Submarines meet in the middle of the Atlantic. One is Russian, the other one is American.
In an attempt to impress the American captain, the Russian says:
“We Russians build the best submarines! We’ve been underwater for 3 months, and we dove under the North Pole!”
Of course the American captain can’t let it rest like that and responds:
“Ha, that’s nothing! We’ve been underwater for 6 months, and we dove under the North Pole twice!”
Suddenly, bubbles show up next to them, and an old German submarine appears next to them. Waving the White Flag, the captain leaves the ship, and asks the other two:
“Is the war over yet?”
The Russian and the American both laugh and tell him that it’s over, and that Germany lost.
The German, in a mix of sadness and happiness yells towards his sailors:
“Men, we lost the war, get rid of the Kaiser’s portrait!”

:mrgreen:

Chevan · January 21, 2009, 1:28pm

Now i know why you’ve amounted 4 400+ of post by posting such a big messages, by couples per minuts:)

Schuultz · January 21, 2009, 1:31pm

Yeah, Rising Sun has a thing for literary excesses…

I know another joke, but that one is pretty darn offensive, so if you want to hear it you’ll have to PM me. I really don’t want to piss off our Polish members…

Rising_Sun · January 21, 2009, 1:36pm

And a couple of years ago you were complaining that my posts were too long!

Chevan · January 21, 2009, 1:56pm

Yes, but is did n’t guess you take my complains SO closely;)

Schuultz · January 21, 2009, 2:49pm

Well, you should know better than to expect too much from RS*. :mrgreen:

RifleMan20 · January 27, 2009, 3:51am

I know I’m a little late for this conversation but the man was just taking the wheel to fix his bike, he tried to take awhile back but his attempt failed.

Schuultz · January 27, 2009, 12:56pm

Well, I definitely agree with the “little late” part

RifleMan20 · January 27, 2009, 8:31pm

Lol yea, I havent been on th esite for awhile so i decided to come back and bring back my happiness.