Medals

Just read through the thread again, so I’ll award the following medals now since there seems to be no objection:

GOOD CONDUCT MEDAL:

Churchill
R Leonard

ALL AROUND GOOD POSTING MEDAL:

Schuultz
Uyraell
Von Weyer
Wizard
Namvet
Amrit

SITE SERVICE AWARD:

Panzerknacker
Clave

OUTSTANDING LOYAL MEMBER MEDAL:

Librarian

Fine with me.

In the Happy Daze Home for the Terminally Confused in which my children have currently incarcerated me, we get the other blue pill every night.

I thought it was because the blonde nurse with the big bazooms fancied me and that I was the only one getting the blue pill. But to my considerable dismay, it turns out that all the old blokes get one every night.

It makes life easier for the nurses, 'cos it stops us rolling out of bed while we’re asleep.

Personally, I’d rather have a Fosters, even if it is an ordinary beer which fails to live up to its advertising.

“Just read through the thread again, so I’ll award the following medals now since there seems to be no objection:” Fine by me as well.

Its the only Oz beer thats in a blue can, (makes the joke work better)