No - why not?
Nothing involving a machete could be funny…remember Ruanda in the 90s.
Shouldnt he have just wanted to cut Maradonnas hand off? Actually I think the small one should maybe donate that hand to the UK when he dies…
In regard of the hand question…
Holy crap!
However it’s a miracle the boy doesn’t shoot only blanks in that age and especially his physical maturity. :shock:
Kid blanks in german is : kinderplatzpatronen, hehehe.
Talking seriously this story is not funny is more like tragic.
Definitely.
Another kid brought into the world with bugger all chance of a reasonable upbringing.
And meanwhile the press is turning an event beyond the immature comprehension of the main actors and their ability to deal with it as adults into a media circus.
Ummm… just so you guys know, it is far from clear that this kid is actually the father - the girl in question appears to have been sleeping with half the population of the estate at the time, and he may well just be the most naive and easily publicised “designated daddy”.
Ummm… just so you guys know, it is far from clear that this kid is actually the father - the girl in question appears to have been sleeping with half the population of the estate at the time,
Half of the population seems to have a strong stomach.:mrgreen:
The last house I had in Phoenix before moving to Sun City was broken into twice–thrice, really, if you consider a failed attempt. The last time the thief crawled through the outside vent, plopped through the irreplaceable ceiling tile, and then was confronted with the alarm going off. I guess he had forgotten about the motion sensor(s). Anyway, what really got me was the policeman who climbed through the gaping hole in the family-room ceiling, looked around, came back down, and announced: “I see no evidence that anyone was up there.” Needless to say I vented my spleen to the Phoenix chief of police.
I agree with Dickens’ Mr. Bumble, when he said, ‘If the law believes that, then the law is an arse.’ My feeling is, you takes your chances, dude. I’m going for broke if I catch anyone in my house and won’t shed a tear over what happens to them. Unfortunately, our bleeding-hearts here don’t look at it that way.