These just aren’t enjoyable when you speak German… I can’t concentrate on the subtitles while I hear what he actually says in the background…
Also, teetotal I knew, but vegetarian, too? No wonder that guy had serious issues…
A couple of bumper stickers I’ve seen:
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals.
Vegetarian- Indian word for lousy hunter.
He was addicted to pastries, which created other gut problems as well as flatulence. His doctor tried to get him to give them up, to no avail.
1.being overqualified for jobs when you need one
2.people that cut across parking lots in their cars
doug
Top tip - and I won’t even charge for this one:
Turn the bloody sound down !
I’ve thought of that, too - but again it’s just boring, because you can’t hear him rage around like you would with sound on.
The joke comes from him raging around and non-German speakers imagining that that’s really what he’s saying.
Take away either of the two and it’s really not that funny anymore…
I find most of them to be not that interesting, even as someone who speaks minimal German in that I can catch a couple of words here and there…
The the “Silentwulf” one is by far the funniest, mainly because the writing is so clever and makes the actual dialogue parodied even funnier:
his Dr’s were also shooting him up with benzedrine a few times a day.
After this mornings nightmare trip to the office, my top 2 off-pissers are -
a) Those ignorent cows that lay in bed smelling farts until they’re late and then feel it’s their right to f…k the traffic up by sitting at robots (stop lights for everyone else in the world) putting their make-up on and getting so ingrossed trying turn shit into gold that they only realise that the light changed - for the third time - only when somebody like me has had to get out his car bang on their window and embarrass myself by using the foulest language at the Bitch.
b) Those impatient SOB’s that can’t wait in the traffic like the rest of humanity, so they use the emergency lanes to speed up ahead and cause the shit in the first place by then pushing in, in front of some old lady that they know won’t get out the car and knock the stupidity out of them. I need to start a business so’s I can work at home, or I won’t see 50!!
It’s funny when people who are “straight and narrow” or upright in their own minds are addicted to prescrips, or in this case, a yiffing speed addict…
Goering put them all to shame in that area, both as a morphine addict and as someone with the strength of character to stop it.
He was about the only one of the Nazi leadership with an impressive war service record and with demonstrated serious guts. Not that he lacked a good range of undesirable qualities and behaviours, but compared with Hitler, Himmler and Goebbels he was at least very much alive and enjoying life to the limit.
Or you could become a cop and kick the shit out of those people…
A cop in South Africa?
I seem to recall that South African cops, perhaps mainly the black ones in difficult areas but I’m not sure, are killed at very high rates compared with Western countries.
Last weekend I was giving serious thought to ramming a queue-jumping prick who forced his way in, slowed me down to accentuate his victory, and then gave me the finger. I was in my own time. Working from home wouldn’t have avoided it.
This brings me to my simple system for improved road behaviour. Forgive me if I’ve posted it before because I’ve been preaching this for thirty odd years, with a surprising lack of interest from police and traffic management authorities, but I can’t recall if I’ve posted it here.
- Cars.
Your annual car registration includes stamps for three kills, and sealing guns, magazines, and gun cameras plus end of year inspection of your gun camera.
As long as your gun camera shows you haven’t exceeded three kills, as distinct from unsuccessful attacks, you don’t get into trouble.
You are permitted to fit up to two .30 cal machine guns to your car, each independently controlled and firing in any direction you like.
You have 600 rounds in the sealed magazine for each gun.
You may use your rounds as you like, whether against other cars, pedestrians or, in my preferred case, thirty something arsehole cyclists dressed up like they’re in the Tour de France who have a whole frigging lane set aside for them on the left but who insist on riding in the left car lane and who get real shitty when I dare to pull up against the gutter at the lights to block them, because I’m being a prick to repay their arrogance in holding cars down to their speed. I don’t see why I shouldn’t get out and thump them on their helmet for being knobs when they thump on my boot because I’ve dared to impede their progress to the intersection where they will go through the red light that the cars observe to ensure that knob cyclists don’t get knocked down when going through red lights.
Anyway, if every driver, cyclist and pedestrian knows that all cars can unleash 600 rpm in their direction if they piss the driver off, it is guaranteed that everyone will improve their behaviour.
If they don’t, Darwinian selection applies and we lose those of least value to the species.
- Motor bikes.
Forget campaigns encouraging drivers to look out for suicidal maniacs who come up on the blind side of cars way above the speed limit and then complain that there wasn’t a tail gunner in the car to observe their kamikaze approach before they got dumped in the gutter.
Fit all motor bikes with huge incendiary devices in their petrol tanks, sufficiently powerful to ensure, in a collision, the obliteration of the rider and anything within a ten yard radius. This will improve the behaviour of both riders and drivers.
Hahaha, that could be interesting.
But I don’t think that killing is the best way to go. Leg-Amputation sounds more reasonable, especially since the idiots will not only have to live with a constant reminder of their stupidity, but will also be a deterrent for others. :twisted:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxxXXxuCNq0 :lol: Warning: Some offensive language if language offends you…
Haha, George Carlin was a pretty funny guy, though, if you ask me, he pretty much jumped the shark with his ‘Words you can’t say on TV’ routine. There was no way he could ever top that…
LOL I was looking for the bit he does where he talks about mounting four .50 machine guns as an option in your car as a means to deal with people that pull out right in front of you, then drive about ten miles under the speed limit. Something that personally makes me want to scream and often does…
That’s the wrong bit then. He didn’t mention that a single time in the routine you posted.
