1000ydstares' 1000th post

Well here it is 999.

But what should I post for my 1000th post? Something profound perhaps? Something funny? Something entertaining? Something I have learnt from this site?

Hm.

You’ll have to wait I think.

Ohhh. looky, I am a twoy lieuy now!!!

Does this mean i have to tie my shoe laces together and stop working for a living?