Got this in an email today, which is probably a resurrected bit of of the ‘cheese eating surrender monkeys’ bile and American jingoism that was going around at the time that France, and other European nations, wisely opposed America going into Iraq. It’s possibly apocryphal. Still, there is some humour and bite.
- US Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the 60’s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded “Does that include those who are buried here?”
DeGaulle did not respond. (Said according to internet searches to come, in essence if not in detail, from Rusk’s autobiography, but I don’t have a copy to check.)
(This reminds me of Woodrow Wilson, the President of America with a population around 100 million, trying to treat Billy Hughes, the Prime Minister of Australia with a population of 4 million, dismissively as the head of a power of no consequence at Versailles in 1919. Each country lost around 60,000 dead, but the impact in America was relatively minor compared with the impact in Australia which had one twenty fifth of the American population. The essence of the variously reported exchange is that Wilson said to Hughes, condescendingly to a minor power “And who do you speak for?”. Hughes replied “Mr President, I speak for 60,000 dead Australians.”)
- There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’
An American engineer stood up and replied quietly: ‘Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?’
- A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , British, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, ‘Maybe it’s because the Brit’s, Canadians, Aussie’s and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’
- Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”
The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it."
“Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !”
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single f___ing Frenchmen to show a passport to."
- When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building’ by George Bush. He answered by saying, ‘Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.’ (Apparently true in essence, if not detail http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/powell.asp)
