William Jefferson Clinton was an excellent President. You can say all you want about his shortcomings, and he did have some. But his steady leadership heralded the ending of deficit spending, a booming economy, and a relatively safe world in which the United States was by-in-large respected. He helped prevent an Islamic insurgency in the Balkans by goading reluctant, rudderless European countries into taking action against Serbian genocide. Although his actions against Osama Bin Laden were somewhat lacking, he did take him seriously as a longterm threat. On the negative side, I think his signing off on NAFTA was foolish and has had a negative long term effect on both the US and South American economies while providing very little benefits. And yes, he did try to cover up his affair with Monica Lewinsky and was probably a womanizer. But you know what? Grow the fuck up already! Firstly, he TECHNICALLY did not âlie under oath,â since the âdefinition of sexâ given to him did not include âoral.â So yes, he lied in spirit, but not in letter. And where is the moral equivalency of investigating the Presidentâs sex life? I mean, it was an open secret that Eisenhower was in a long term sexual relationship with his driver, an Irish Actress named Kay Sommersby that was accepted into the US Army (inexplicably) as basically a concubine (I think the joke goes that: âEisenhower and Kay have broken down on the road. Kay opens the hood to have a look at the engine, and Ike goes to the trunk to pull out the mechanicâs tool set. He says, âscrewdriver?â and Kay replies, âmight as well, I canât fix the goddamn engine!ââ George Bush 41 is said to have had numerous affairs with prostitutes, and of course the Reagan family was hardly one to emulate.
Forty million dollars were spent investigating Clinton by a âvast right wing conspiracyâ feeding Ken Starr mostly false information via the âArkansas Projectâ (the editor has since apologized to the Clintons and has admitted a grand design to slander and overturn a democratic election via false or exaggerated accusations with the goal of impeachment). He survived all of this, and managed to keep the country on track despite constant wasteful investigations and partisan smear and a completely transparent, phony, and a hypocritical Republican congress which has since violated nearly every tenant in their âContract with America.â In light of all this, Iâd say heâs probably one of the greatest presidents ever.