obviously the guy with the bike is clueless…ill say
“Perhaps if we go home now, no one will notice we were here !!”…
add your own
“Which board shows the way to the dentist?”
Btw, the second board from the top…would that be the USB symbol?:lol:
where’s mapQuest when you need it ???
“What will become of my beloved bicycle if the bike-stealing Russians get this far west?”
No, it’s Neptune’s trident on its side, signifying a poorly navigated German destroyer lying on its side a couple of streets away. 
German member of the Fukawi tribe :mrgreen:
Bring on an officer with a map and he would be totally lost :rolleyes:
“Arggghh… why did I leave my Garmin GPS in the Volkswagen?!” 
“This bike seat is a real ball-crusher.”
“OMG, at the rest stop 50km back…did I forget my helmet?”
“I forgot to to shave before the surrender.”
OMG! I sure hope Hans doesn’t find out I was the one who borrowed the rubber from his brake shoes . . . . .
“Goodness…Hans cracked one off again!”
@ VonWeyer, #13 : ROFL !!! 
Regards, Uyraell.
You took the words out of my mouth!!! :rolleyes:
My mum only sent me out for a loaf of bread… how the fu#k do I explain this one away?
Mmhhh… I’ve bitten my tongue on the last pothole of this ****ing road…
They said there are to be road signs around here somewhere,
Oh my god what a hangover… now think ??? where did i park the tank ? "