universal remote
1.)the first one is, you cannot use the remote to control your girlfriend’s boobs
2.)the remote would not help you dive into the water
3.)it would not help you fight off crocodile
4.)you cannot use it to control a car
5.)you cannot use it to comb your hair
6.)it cannot be used as a weapon
headphones
1)you cannot use it to climb a mountain
2)you cannot use it to listen to the heartbeat of your girlfriend
3)you cannot open a locker with it