Anyone fancy making a ww2 joke? Say it starts off with Hitler, Goering, Goebels, Himmler and the Pope walk into a bar… any ideas?
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Why are French roads lined with cherry trees? so the Germans can march in the shade!
Whistle while you work, Hitler is a twerp, he’s half barmy so’s his army, whistle while you work.
Two World Wars & one World cup
Doo dah
Doo dah
(from a time when I wos nine 
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I have one of those:
http://www.ww2incolor.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=521
if the WW2 was an rts
I would play as roosevelt…
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That’s from the song “Colonel Bogey”. More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)
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That’s from the song “Colonel Bogey”. More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)[/quote]
thank you,i never heard that song! 
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That’s from the song “Colonel Bogey”. More details here: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Colonel+Bogey+March+(alternate+lyrics)[/quote]
thank you,i never heard that song! [/quote]
When I was a kid the version we sang was:
Hitler has only got one ball
Goebbels has two but small
Himmler is very similar
but Goring got none at all.
didn’t goring lose them during WW1 when he was a pilot?
Can you use it to cut through bullsh*t?
Beer save my life
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