Russian Reversal

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#1

Do you have any good ones?
few of mine:
In soviet russia, ROFLcopter laughs at you!
In soviet Russia Tanks ride YOU!
In sviet russia, big brothr loves you!

from wiki
In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!
(wiki)

I think its a rathr fun way to personalize communism…:smiley:

#2

In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!

Aha ha ha ha.:slight_smile:
BTW in modern Russian nobody thinking watch TV. :slight_smile:

#3

why dont they watch the telly?

#4

Becouse they have an internet to learn the true:)

#5

In soviet russia, internet searches you!!!

#6

Google knows everything you do on the internet.

And it’s not even government, although it is nominally American in the same way that the US dollar is, being something which always goes where the profit is without regard to American national interest.

Switch to Google Chrome and surrender your last piece of internet anonymity. :frowning:

#7

My originals:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SUN RISE ON YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, USHANKA WEAR YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BLOGS POST YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TIGER TANK RAMS INTO YOU!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STURMOVICK FLIES YOU!!!
Stuff I found n the Net:
INSOVIET RUSSIA, BED SLEEPS ON YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!

#8

Let’s finish this stupid “reversal list”
You as a Japanes descent should know how much your asian ancestors did have MORE wild habits than the my russian ones.
P.S. Don’t play too much in HL2 before sleep.:slight_smile:

#9

Ive got two.

In Soviet Russia, Hamburgers eats You!
In Soviet Russia, Horses ride You!

Great game!

#10

In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!

Not only in Soviet Russia.:frowning:

In Soviet Russia:
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In Soviet Russia the polices bribes YOU!!!

#11

I only got thnat from the Internet… Anyhow, i dont play videogames.

#12

Major Walter Schmidt your location is freakin cool:D