Skippy's Lists

Site Issues 2005 Archive Room
#1

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

I suppose they will be a few peeps who have heard about Skippy (the ex american soldier not the Kangaroo) :smiley: .
I know there is a Skippy list on ARRSE.
I found one on Mike Z Williamson site via Baen’s Bar (Baen publisher’s web site forum.

So here are the links:

http://www.michaelzwilliamson.com/rants/skippylist.php

Number 69 of the above made me laugh so hard I nearly p$ssed my self :stuck_out_tongue: and
Number 9 of Gail’s Addenda is anougher nail in the coffin of Ironman’s :twisted: , AR effective range argument.

and the Oringinal List

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Shas

#2

I like this guy…read his take on gun control. Just great. :smiley: :smiley:

#3

ESPECIALLY if I am right and he is wrong.
:smiley:

#4

12: 20” long, one hundred year old bayonets belong on one hundred year old weapons, and I should not refit them to fit the M-16.

30: I am not allowed to jam the deployed unit’s communications with patriotic Soviet marching music.

Why not? :stuck_out_tongue:

#5

Old stuff, though still funny, I believe it was all from his time in Bosnia. Im surprised its still doing the rounds.

Still, it must be entering folk-lore by now, my fave is -’ These arent the Droids your looking for’.