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New diplomatic tactic: Putin holds koala hostage until Australia gives him… Vegemite?

Misha, the plastic surgery was successful. You are ready for your next assignment…

Putin is saying “Abbott gave me the choice of the Vegemite Challenge or being ‘shirt fronted’ by a koala. I chose being crapped on by the marsupial because I do not approve of Chemical Weapons.”

Or, “Russian Bears STRONGK. Aussie Bears not so strongk.”

I would rather Putin was whispering to his aides…

“If this smelly thing piddles on me, make sure it doesn’t get out of here alive!”