I have cracked the big time.
I got a little tractor. From me to me. And a ride on mower. From me to me. Both old but quite serviceable. Rather like Mrs RS*, although she lacks traction; doesn’t cut grass; and is not a ride on.
And with any luck, following yesterday’s (Xmas Day) storms which caused severe hail damage on all five cars (three of which are mine) in the family and gave us our first white Xmas in my 62 years in this city of infinitely variable and frequently lousy weather, my idea of a late and grateful gift from Santa and a happy new year is getting an insurance payout on the damaged cars which levers me from my current underpowered ten year old 300 hp conveyance into a close to new and, thanks to advances in technology, much more environmentally responsible 425 hp vehicle.
Or maybe I’ll just put the insurance money into powering up the ride on mower. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7umL48kH1Q