It’s 'cos you’re a fatherly figure.
Not in the priest sense (see below).
So far I’d just say he’s an earnest Ukrainian. Which by itself is certainly a worry.
You’re just sensitive because the FBI has found the last living cell of (not very good) Russian spies. Although if the half-way good-looking sheila wanted to suck information out of me, well …
Now, for the priest. This is the very short version.
Catholic couple get wiped out in a car prang on way to their wedding.
Arrive at the Pearly Gates and ask St Peter if they can be married in Heaven.
St Peter says this is a first and he’ll have to enquire.
Several months pass with frequent and earnest queries from couple, but St Peter can’t give a definite answer.
During this interval the couple begin to wonder if they really want to be shackled for eternity.
St Peter finally comes back and says they can be married in Heaven. Couple asks if it’s possible to get divorced in Heaven.
St Peter flings down his clipboard and yells: “It took me three months to find a priest. How long do you think it’s going to take me to find a ****ing lawyer?”