I Remember (Cont’d)
By Richard T. Manners
Piggy was a bit taken aback by the turn out and I think he almost panicked, you could tell by the way that his head twitched back as he viewed the assembled crowd,
‘Three ranks there ! Three ranks !’ he squeaked and we all shuffled into ranks,
‘Urm, urm…Quite a lot, yes, well ! It’s like this, lads. The locals are a bit sniffy about old Walter, y’know. Don’t like to be reminded about the war and all that, so we don’t want to make this too… urm… public. Urm… dress; best bib and tucker, jacket and tie, clean shoes, okay ?’
‘Yes, Drum Major !’ was the dutiful chorus and off we trooped, heading for the NAAFI bar and our Company clubs. No one had any idea what Piggy was planning but if he’d let us in on the secret we would have kept it as close as the Crown Jewels.
It seems that the burgomeister got some faint wind of the fact that British soldiers were going to attend Walter’s funeral. I expect he thought that it would just be one or two but he felt moved to request an interview with the CO. Rumour has it that he expressed his surprise and distress that we should be bothered with someone who was so patently unhinged and worthless,
‘He was an embarrassment to the community,’ he was heard to say.
The CO’s reply was not overheard but, knowing him, it was undoubtedly acerbic and to the point.
The burgomeister left hurriedly, looking very flustered, and the Old Man was in a bad mood for the rest of the day.
Wednesday dawned and we all got our best jackets out, mostly sports jackets but quite a few blazers with regimental badges, old and post amalgamation, and we shined our civvy shoes. After lunch we mustered by the Guard Room and then, in small groups, we made our way on foot to the cemetery.
Walter had no surviving relatives or, at least, none that were prepared to turn up.
I suppose he was what you might call ‘indigent on the parish’, on benefits, the ‘buroo’, the dole or whatever you like to call it.
It also meant that the parish was responsible for burying him. No service, as such, just a quick few words by the pastor for form’s sake, shovel the soil in on top of the box and forget about him and whatever it was he’d done in the war because this was the new Germany and no one wanted to be reminded about the war.
I was in the first group to arrive at the cemetery, with Piggy leading us. The pastor was standing near the chapel, next to Walter’s coffin, which rested on a trolley; one shirt sleeved workman was apparently there to push it along, manhandle the coffin into the grave and fill it in afterwards.
Piggy turned to us, fixed us with a beady eye and said quietly,
‘Listen in, lads ! Tallest on the right, shortest on the left, in single rank, size !’ and we obediently shuffled into line.
‘Quietly now; from the right, number !’ and we called off.
‘Right hand man, stand fast ! Even numbers one pace step forward, odd numbers one pace step back, march !’
‘Front rank to the right, rear rank to the left; ranks right and left, turn !’
‘Form three ranks, quick march !’
The pastor and the workman watched in mute astonishment as we carried out these manoeuvres.
Piggy stood back and considered the squad, now nicely sized off,
‘You short-arses, in the middle,’ he pointed at the two centre files, which included me, ‘You’ll do ! You’re the bearer party; you at the front, you centre and you rear ! Okay ?’ his head jerked back as he pointed at each pair,
‘Remainder of you is escort ! Right, that’s got that sorted out, now we waits for the rest of the mourners to arrive !’ and he arranged us around Walter’s coffin is such a way that there was absolutely no argument as to how things were going to proceed.
Within fifteen minutes the cemetery was filled with soldiers in their smartest civvies, except for six who were wearing beige military mackintoshes over suspiciously dark blue trousers with red stripes and highly polished boots.
‘Jesus Christ !’ muttered someone, ‘it’s the Old Man !’ and there, in his favourite tweed jacket and brown trilby hat, was the CO, closely followed by the RSM and any number of other tweedy, trilby hatted figures.
When the CO decides to turn out for something unofficial, like Walter’s funeral, there is no official requirement for the rest of the Officers’ Mess to turn up as well and nobody tells them to attend; they just do !
The Old Man looked around and nodded, satisfied with what he saw. He doffed his trilby and murmured,
‘Carry on, Drum Major !’
‘Sir!’ said Piggy and he turned to us,
‘Bearer party, take your positions; lift !’
And, led by the pastor, we carried Walter towards the corner of the cemetery where his grave waited. There wasn’t a lot of room in the shaded corner, not with nearly a whole battalion crowded in, but at least it had the advantage of keeping things private from the growing crowd of townsfolk who had started to assemble to see what was going on. Perhaps they thought we were going to have a riot or something.
We set the coffin down on the planks that bridged the grave and slid the strops under it. The pastor stepped forward to speak but Piggy held up his hand,
‘Ein moment, bitte,’ he said and reached down to place something on the coffin.
The pastors eyes bulged and he spluttered, stammering,
‘N-Nein! Das ist n-n-nicht g-g-oooot !’ stretching the last word out in a strangled squeak as he pointed at the object…
It was a small, black cross with a frayed and dirty piece of black, white and red ribbon, surmounted by a small, silver oak leaf brooch.
Piggy glared at the pastor,
‘SPRECHEN SIE !’ he snarled.
The pastor swallowed and began to speak, gabbling his words and trying to get the committal over as quickly as possible.
When he was finished, Piggy said,
‘Bearer party, take up !’ and we took up the strain on the strops and the planks were removed,
‘Bearer party, lower !’ and we carefully lowered Walter into his grave,
‘Buglers, take post !’ and the mackintoshes came off to reveal six buglers in No.1 Dress blues.
Hats and bugles were handed to them, by other members of the Corps of Drums, and the buglers stood at the end of the grave.
Piggy looked around and said,
‘Walter was one of us, even if he was once an enemy; he kept the faith with us every night for as long as anyone can remember. None of us should ever forget him, even if his own don’t want to know him,’ his head jerked back and he barked,
‘Parade! Para-a-de, ‘shun ! Buglers, sound off !’
And the cemetery rang with the sound of six silver bugles, bugles which were never used on a daily basis but only on special occasions, as they played the beautiful, haunting notes of Sunset.
We all stood for several moments after the last notes echoed off the surrounding buildings; I couldn’t see a lot because my eyes were unaccountably full of tears. The silence you could have cut with a knife.
At last Piggy jerked his head up and said,
‘Parade, stand at ease. Before we leave I want everyone to put one shovel of earth into Walter’s grave. I don’t want that Knight’s Cross gettin’ nicked !’ he glared at the pastor again and took up the workman’s shovel. He drove the shovel into the heap of spoil, as if it was the pastor’s head, and carefully dropped the earth over the cross.
The CO stepped up and said,
‘Thank you, Drum Major. That was very well done. My turn, I think,’ and he added his shovel full to the grave.
Piggy stood there and waited until everyone had taken their turn.
By the time it came to the bearer party’s turn, at the last, the grave was pretty well mounded and nearly everyone had left the cemetery.
Piggy took the shovel from us and carefully patted the mound, rounding it off,
‘This’ll need some grass and maybe a few flowers,’ he muttered to himself, then he straightened up, looked at us and his face crinkled up; I’d never seen Piggy smile before and it didn’t really improve his looks but it was something of an event,
‘Thanks, lads. You did well. Off you go, now- Smartly, mind,’ he snapped, the smile gone.
As we left the cemetery the locals had drifted away, all except for a small group of elderly men, who stood hesitantly, by the gate. One of them stepped up to Piggy and stretched out a frail hand, to touch his sleeve,
‘Mein Herr, danke, danke !’ he said and they trooped off into the cemetery, towards Walter’s grave, looking remarkably upright, as if someone had called them to attention after all that time,
‘Well,’ said Piggy, ‘it just goes to show, don’t it. It just goes to show !’ and he marched away, humming a brisk march, his head jerking back as always.
Copyright Richard T. Manners.