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Funny pic - prarydog shooting with Minimi…
Two patrols one German and one British come into contact on opposite sides of a culvert late at night, Both go to ground and reach a stalemate.
A clever Brit shouts
“Hans?”
Hans stands up and says “yes what?”
SLOTTED
this goes on until there are 2 or 3 Germans lying on the parapet. Then the German officer (realising something is up) decides to catch the Brits at their own Game
“Tommy?”
no answer
“Tommy?”
Brit shouts back
“Is that you Hans?”
Hans replies “yes Tommy”
SLOTTED
Continue drinking and telling this story and it eventually becomes Hilarious and will always be 12 times better than kissing photos jokes.
I believe the above is ture. 
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington, USA,
appeared to be the robber’s first (and last), due to his lack of a previous
record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
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His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing in
handguns. -
The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
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To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol
car parked at the front door. -
A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and
fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. -
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with
a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several
customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired. The robber
was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. -
Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the
shop. -
The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire. -
Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the 2005
winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
:lol: :lol:
First pic: “Jew ? - Nope, asshole, texan ranger…”
:lol:
lol
FFS see the positive attention this Shatzer fool is drawing to your site!
You are more famous than you know Erwin!
lol, :lol: yeah!,my surname is Schätzer,no shatzer 
.
i know im very famous 8)
I will cope without knowing how your name is spelt, but thankyou for your concern.
you`re welcome!
an “ok” joke…
French jokes (hope there no French here…)
“How many french man are needed to defend paris?
Unknown, it was never done before”
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian.” – Jed Babbin, former Undersecretary of Defense
Q. How do you introduce yourself in French?
A. “Don’t shoot, I give up!”
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” — General George S. Patton
"In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from “Run” to “Hide”.
If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to “Surrender”, or even as high as “Collaborate”.
hehehe
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The continuation of Babbin’s comment was:
“all you leave behind is a load of noisy baggage.”
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I still find that VERY hard to believe… A country has such an alert? well thats France for you!
Q.What do you call more than 1,000 french men with their hands in the air?
A. The french Army
haha, ive seen that one before!
What’s the difference between the French and a piece of toast?
You can make soldiers out of a piece of toast!