:lol: :lol:
heil gates!!!
Really Mr. Schätzer, going around stealing other people’s bandwidth. That’s rather naughty isn’t it?
Really Mr. Schätzer, going around stealing other people’s bandwidth. That’s rather naughty isn’t it?[/quote]
i just linked and image,but that image is protected,so,appears the message of the bandwidth,and it was quite funny for me 
You got lucky, they often have photos like “goatse” instead.
And if you’re wondering what that is, use google - I’m not posting it here!
You got lucky, they often have photos like “goatse” instead.
And if you’re wondering what that is, use google - I’m not posting it here![/quote]
now that is nasty!..
Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: Mirage
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
A man askes his companion, “What’s the most common French expression”? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, “I give up!”
Q: What’s the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman’s soap.
maybe a bit much on the French jokes? (but i got loads more!)
I look forward to read it :lol: :lol: :lol:
hehe!
This actually works! type in “french military victories” into google, and hit Im Feeling Lucky.
That one doesn´t make sense in German either.
Jan
star war
http://www.airfarce.com/video/041001oh.rm
tony blair
http://www.airfarce.com/video/030314ch.rm
comericial
http://www.airfarce.com/video/040206gh.rm
http://www.airfarce.com/video/050204eh.rm
hockey not in canada (nothing about hockey)
http://www.airfarce.com/video/050401lh.rm
new tech
http://www.airfarce.com/video/050114jh.rm
microsoft monopoly
http://www.airfarce.com/video/991119gh.rm
An American, a Frenchman, a German, and a Brit were on business trips aboard an airplane. The small twin engine jet experienced an engine failure and was going down slowly. The pilot bailed out saying, “You’re on your own guys!”
Scrambling aound, the other four found only 1 parachute. They mumbled to each other that there was only 1 parachute and 4 of them. Quickly, the Frenchman slapped his hand across his chest and said. “Viva la France!” and jumped out of the window without a parachute, sacrificing himself. Astonished, the other 3 looked at each other for a moment. Then the German threw his hand up, clacked his heels together, and cried, “For the Fatherland!” and leaped out of the plane. The American and the Brit looked at each other, then at the parachute, then at each other again.
The American got a big smile on his face and grabbed the Brit by the seat of his pants and his collar and tossed him out of the plane as he said, “God save the Queen!” :lol:
Soes anyone have a punch line for the above joke?
anyone, any one at all?
Do you tell many jokes IRONMAN? :lol:
nobody tries the video i posted?
I can`t see them 
,can you play them with wmp??
3 American soldiers in the cookhouse, in Iraq. A theological discussion ensues over dinner, with the topic turning to Biblical figures that the troops relate to:
GI 1: I reckon I’m Jonah, because I seem to be cursed with bad luck.
The others - how about you then?
GI 2: I think I’m Samson, because I never have any luck with women.
The others - how about you then?
GI 3: I reckon I’m Moses.
The others ask why…
GI 3: Because I listened to a Bush and now I’m going to be spending years in the desert!
poor guy :lol:
I can`t see them ,can you play them with wmp??[/quote]
no you cant play them with wmp, it has to be realplayer
Any crisis, large or small, can be dealt with in Britain
by following the standard government four-stage plan. The
press releases for this are as follows:
-
“We don’t think there is a problem. No action needs
to be taken.” -
“There may be a slight problem, but it’s not our place
to try to do anything about it.” -
“There may well be a problem, but we must consider all
possible courses of action and not rush into anything.” -
“Well, perhaps we could have done something, but it’s
too late now!”