How many Flagships sank in the S.A?
TWO. :lol: :lol:
it is an argentine Joke maybe it doesnt translate well.
Hear about the Argentine queer ?
Never let a dago by…
:roll:
I’ve got a good argentine joke.
I got told it recently.
here it goes.
“Erwin Schatzer (argentina)”
Yep, you are the biggest joke I’ve ever had the misfortune to come across!!!
Have You Ever Been This Drunk??
A man had been drinking at a pub all night. The
bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So
the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.
He tried to stand one more time; same result.
He figured he’d crawl outside and get some fresh air
and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So
he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he
arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on
his face.
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly
fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the
pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing
over him, shouting, “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!”
“What makes you say that?” he asked, putting on an
innocent look.
“The pub called – you left your wheelchair there again.”
Thanks boy of multiple faces.
i believe this is product of the drugs you take in the pubs!
Do you mean I have many faces? Like Janus?
Or that I am capable of talking to different people in different ways.
Ps i only drink beer in pubs.
I dont go to the same pubs as you do.
Edited following dani’s order
You must have been going round the wrong bars, Erwin.
Thank you once again for showing us all your maturity level with that little poke about the underground.
i went to london,i know your pubs
lost of drunk short guys with drugs.
nice 1st world country
a shitty place rainy with small streets and less technology than bs as!!!.it sucked.
luckily,i didn’t took the subway
On every topic ,only fight ,fight fight… :lol: :lol:
You’re right Clauss, it’s unnecessary if very entertaining.
However I for one think it’s very unfair of 1000ydstare to have entered into a battle of wits with an unarmed man…
Heres a joke…
How do you drowne a Hobo ???
(scroll down for the anser)
Glue 5c (5 cents) to the bottom of a swimming pool.
First joke after a lot of time here . :lol: :lol: :lol:
Heres another joke that actually happened but its hillarious :
there was this young married couple in north australia that went for a holiday in alice springs which is the middle of australia… and while they are on holiday there, the husband gets a phone call asking him to go to melbourne (south australia) for a business meeting, so he leaves that morning on the plane and says to his wife to stay in alice springs because he will be back in 5 days and so he left to melbourne and his wife stayed in alice springs and when the husband arrives in melbourne he used a hotel computer to send an email to his wife but missed out one letter in his wifes email…
the following time in england a old lady had just lost her husband and just come home from the funeral and she decided to check her email to see if any relatives had given her sorry letters…instead theres one called “to my loving wife”… the old lady opened it and screamed and fainted.
The letter said … “Dear my beautiful loving wife, suprised to hear from me , yes they have computers down here now,…well anyway i have asked my boss if you can come down here because im staying alot longer so ill be seeing you very soon, leave your clothing because its bloody hot down here, see you soon.”
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative so the black bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it Bob, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
here is the best so far for a few pages
knock knock
Who’s there??
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted, “Did you see what your monkey did now?”
“Now what?” asks the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that darn cue ball he measures everything first!”