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great sam

LOL :lol: thats funny cept the Latin word for year is Anno, Annus, and it keeps goin, extra ‘n’

Yes I noticed that about latin years and Anus Annus
What was worse was the way they mispelt tentacle as testicle, I mean really, this isnt meant to be a joke is it?

oh hang on…
:o

im spanish speaker,and i understand the joke,come on!

im spanish speaker,and i understand the joke,come on![/quote]

Irony, its like goldy and silvery but made of iron…

im spanish speaker,and i understand the joke,come on![/quote]

Irony, its like goldy and silvery but made of iron…[/quote]

hear the wise tubby

LoL this is a funny but the kind that is so stupid that it’s funny so hear it goes…

Tom: Hey, I heard you went out last night with your girlfriend… Did you score?

Jim: Oh man it was great, as soon as I got to her house we hit it right off.

Tom: No way, that’s awesome.

Jim: YEAH! It was all going great until her mom walked in on us doing the dew.

Tom: Oh man, that sucks… Than what happened?

Jim: She just stood there for like a minute at us…

Tom: THEN!?!?!?!?

Jim: She said “Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

Tom: You sick bastard -walks aways-

Reader bear in mind that this is a joke ! (Albeit based on alleged Ancient Greek practices.)

How do you seperate the men from the boys in the Greek Army ?

With a crowbar !

Nice one ,
Here’s another one:

How does Britiish get their condoms off after sex?

By farting of course!

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you made my homour in english to get up tsolias :lol:

a few of jokes about argentineans made by our dear neighboors :evil:

1- a Venezuelan psychologist calls to a colleague at 2:00 in the morning:
- You have to come to my office immediately!
- at 2 in the morning!!
- It is that I have a unique case here!
- But… what case is it?
- I have a case of inferiority complex!
- These crazy person?!.. I take care of THOUSANDS of patients thus, every day!
- yes,of course… but… Argentinean?

2- What is the ego…

  • It is the argentinean that all we have inside.

3 - “Che I say to you that I am the son of God!”
-“No,no,no, look… I am the son of God.”
-“but… how? you are crazy? I am the son of God!”
And they followed like that by a large while until another Argentinean came, the guys stopped him and they asked to him:
-“look, we have a dilemma. he says that he is the son of God, but no. Because the son of God is me. what do you say?”
Then,the other Argentinean respondio:

  • “Che… Not make jokes… I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN!”

che is a common word here.

i have to say that they are funny :lol:

  • Which is the country that is more near the paradise? - Uruguay because it’s next to Argentina

Why the Argentineans go outside when there are lightning? - Because they think that God is photographing them.

An Argentinean forgot to fill his form from entrance to the country, reason why the migration agent must do it. He does the questions to him of rigor: - Name? - Marcelo Manchinni. - Age? - 32 years. - civil State? - Unmarried. - sex? - Enormous, ché, enormous…

How do you find an Argentinean in a bookstore? He is the unique one that requests the map mundi of Buenos Aires

The son of an Argentinean goes with his dad and he says to him: - dad, when i grows I want to be like you
the dad with pride asks to him:

  • and for why son?
  • because i want to have a son like me!

When the Argentineans have inferiority complex, they feel like the rest of the mortals.

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now you know,that i can laugh about myself too :lol:

I just deleted few off-topic posts ( :smiley: ) of Erwin and Cuts.
Guys, calm down! It is an informal warning to both of you. :wink:
If the hate is so huge, please join the future usergroup:
http://www.ww2incolor.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=16057#16057 :wink:

hey!,those things here happened a long time ago! sir,please think in the insults did now.

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Apologies to all user with English as their first language.
I (and Erwin as well) didn’t understand to jokes made by Cuts.
So, I promise I’ll not interfere (with exception of breaking the rules of our site).

I’ll let Crab_to_be or SAM to take care of this thread. :wink:

I believe is the british humour kind,which is different to our.

I suggest to call to our british mate,Crab to Be,i don’t see him a long time ago,he will understand the british jokes so well.

Or ask any of Britcon.

Yup!,but i can’t difference lies from thruth sometimes,i believe crab to be very much

Yup!,but i can’t difference lies from thruth sometimes,i believe crab to be very much[/quote]

:roll:
Well in the case of misunderstanding perhaps you would permit another moderator to ask the question ?

i will ask Crab to be for help.

back ON TOPIC.

How does an argentinian commit suicide?

he climbs to his Ego,and he jumps!

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