Heinrich Himmler retired after the war to his chicken farm and started a company called Tyson Foods. Hermann Goering is on the board of directors of Weight Watchers. Rudolf Hess received the Nobel Prize for acting. Albert Speer expressed gratitude after the war for the “urban renewal” of Berlin using the novel technique of carpet bombing to clear out old neighborhoods. Joseph Goebbels didn’t immolate himself after all and joined a troupe of dark midgets with the Barnum and Bailey circus.
Adolf Hitler made a new career after the war as the new Gerber Baby model. He also did a passable imitation of Charlie Chaplin. Joseph Stalin retired and is living in Atlanta, Georgia.
The Russian people were ever so grateful for the demolition of their pre-war industries which permitted them to begin again with an entirely new industrial base.
The Fallschirmjager of the Luftwaffe organized skydiving demonstrations without parachutes following the war and got pretty much the same results as they did over Crete. The English general in charge of the defense of Crete received the Victoria Cross for giving new meaning to the phrase “bugging out”.
General MacArthur became president of the United States only to give it up in disgust at the insubordination of Congress in not agreeing that everything he said should be chiseled in stone.
President Roosevelt served another four terms, but suspicious newspaper columnists reported that he looked an awful lot like Eleanor.
Admiral King was reported to have choked to death on an English Muffin served during High Tea.
Eva Braun made porn flicks in Hollywood until she was well into her early eighties.
The Duchess of Windsor never became queen of England but is said to have told her friend that she was definitely married to one.
And so it goes…
