“Like Hitler I am sitting here, the brown masses to my rear.”
(Still) a popular writing at public restroom walls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KufHGYKqH9E
It’s a joke, so take it as one. Don’t watch if you are offended by light nudity and light vulgarity.
Who’s that? “Lemme” from Motorhead? I heard he “switches” a lot of things…
One of my favorites! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aObgC5A5pr4 (From the Film NFSCD)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg (orig. TV skit)
churchill that videos funny
Yup. It’s in German, French, and English.
Just reading a book about Schwere SS-Pz-Abt 502 and found this quite funny:
While the approaching the ssamara river near Kharkov in February 43,the Das Reich met up with the gepanzerte Gruppe of the Totenkopf.
Messages were quickly sent in the clear to these forces:“Don’t fire!Forward elements of Ss-Reich!”
the response from Totenkopf was:“we only fire at targets that have value!”
Who said the Waffen-SS didn’t have a sense of humour?:rolleyes:
That was pretty funny.
Drafting Guys Over 60
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until you’re at least 35.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. ‘My back hurts! I can’t sleep, I’m tired and hungry.’ We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile…
An 18-year-old doesn’t even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I’m tired and can’t sleep and since I’m already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys… We’re used to getting screamed and yelled by our wives at and we’re used to soft food. We’ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We’ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I’ve been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too… I’ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm’s way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.
HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50…in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They’ll have it secured the first night!
In a eastern front battlefield, a russian doctor and a soldier were counting the casualties. The doctor says “this is dead”, and the soldier buries him; the doctor examines other one and says “this one is alive”, and the private separeted the comrad from the bodies; the doctor then examines another one:“this guy is dead”, the soldier then drags him by the shin when the “dead” guy says: “hey! I’m alive!”; so the soldier picks the shovel and hits the head of the wounded guy: "You wanna know more than the doctor?! "
Hitler invaded Portugal, but the battle was hard because everyone was well defended and the shots didn’t hit anything. So a german soldier says: “hey, in Portugal many guys are called John (in portuguese: João), so I will call them, when they raise their heads, we’ll shoot’em!” so they did. the same german soldier then tells: “many guys in Portugal are called Manuel, so we’ll call’em and shoot everyone!” so they called: “MANUEEEEEEL!” a lot of portuguese heads raised and get shooted. So there was left only one portuguese guy left, in a machinegun, and he thinks “well, many germans are called Fritz, so I’ll call the name, when they raise their heads, I’ll Shoot’em!” and he screams: “FRIIITZ!” All the germans raise their heads, getting exposed and say:“There’s no one named Fritz here!” And the portuguese responds: “Damn!If there had one, I would shoot him!”